Regina

When I am queen I shall decree:

• Some precious subject who thrives on organization will develop a royal floor cleaning service that will come in and clean all floors of the kingdom in one fail swoop. This shall be cheap but effective in getting up each morsel of play dough, cereal slush and playground residue.
• Femininity will win out over comfort. Yes, even for mothers of small children. (The royal subject will keep in mind that not all body shapes are suitable to the crop box pants paired with crocs. Please.) Actually, no crocs allowed in the kingdom - just to be sure. Same goes for lint that tenaciously clings to one's bath mats after a wash and twistable art sticks that easily make marks everywhere including dining room rugs.
• Cost of living shall be cheaper in the royal state of California so relatives and friends of residents of that now ludicrously expensive state can come and reside in close proximity to their loved ones comfortably.
  
• Vacations to exotic islands and far away lands (with supervised extra curricular educational art, music and play classes for kids sprinkled throughout) are encouraged, in fact mandatory.
• As are personal assistants.