Mother's Day is a day for realizing there are things more important than world-class abs.

• Thank you, Bet, for raising a man who makes his wife feel like a princess on Mother's Day. (How does he do it? Men, repeat after me. Shoes.)
• Paint sample cards can be used to make a child's memory game.
• New favorite children's book

which says of May, "Sing praise around the apple tree when blossoms stir with honeybees. Above in branches robins nest; below, the earth wakes from her rest."

• She has the same cheeks I did at 2.

• And he's going to have her eyes.
  

• Priceless treasures from my two eldest:
  

And apparently, this is what we'd look like as pigs:

Goodnight, lovelies.